How do you piss a girl off over text?

1. 1.Finish each sentence they say with undubitably.
2. 2.Whenever they start to talk make yawning noises.
3. Keep saying, “Can you hear me now?”
4. 4.Pretend that you are a fax machine.
5. Spell out words instead of saying them, about once per sentence.
6. 6.Use an air horn to help get you point across.

1. #1 Tell him he should wear something different than what he has on.
2. #2 Change the channel.
3. #3 Ask him what he wants to do tonight.
4. #4 Call his mom to chit chat.
5. #5 Show up at his work.
6. #6 Talk to his ex.
7. #7 Stick around until noon.
8. #8 Talk constantly.

• Their Jokes Seem To Have Hidden Meanings.
• They're Super Defensive Most Of The Time.
• They Keep "Forgetting" To Respond To Your Texts Or Calls.
• They Don't Seem To Be Present When You're Together.
• They're Not As Receptive To Affectionate Gestures As They Once Were.
• They Would Rather Walk Away Than Fight Or Talk Out Issues.

1. mumble when you speak.
2. call them every five minutes "just to say hi."
3. spread filthy rumors about them.
4. put vaseline all over their locker.
5. get a porno mag and put a fake adress sticker on it with their. name displayed prominently.
6. give them herpies.
7. follow them around smiling alot.
8. touch thier car a lot.

1. Give missed calls. Always.
2. Borrow someone's phone to call and to talk for hours.
3. Reply with K and Hmm.
4. Refer someone they hate as their best friends.
5. Listen songs on speaker phone.
6. Send Candy Crush requests on Facebook.
7. Forward chain messages.
8. Call your friend uncle or aunty.

1. They don't reply quick.
2. Replies like Ohh, Hmm are pretty confirming.
3. Notice if they are only answering your texts like clever-bot(google it) and not initiating anything new.
4. They don't use emojis while chatting.
5. Try to shift to different topics and see if it works.

1. Ask him which of your friends he would hook up with if given the chance.
2. Tell him it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.
3. Invite him over to “study,” and then actually spend the entire night studying.
4. Constantly compare him to Edward Cullen.
5. Tell him you're fine every time you're really not fine.

1. Don't ask her why she's not talking to you.
2. Don't bombard her with calls and text messages.
3. Don't ignore her completely either.
4. Do get on with your life in the meantime.
5. Do fix your emotional issues and improve yourself.
6. Do make her feel more attracted to by being more confident, charismatic and masculine.

1. Make her think she is about to die. Ask her hard questions.
2. Laugh when says less than intelligent statements.
3. Fight over silly things.
4. Call her a trophy wife.
5. Ignore her while on the Jumbo-Tron kiss cam.
6. Screw up your wedding vows.
7. Forget who she is.
8. Only Say I Love you to Get Lovin'

1. hide their stuff (coffee, phone, book, etc.)
2. leave the toilet seat up.
3. lie.
4. make a mess.
5. complain.
6. have your headphones on and ignore them.
7. forget about their call/text.
8. say, “mom, mom, mom, mom” what for them to get upset and ask “what!” and say “hi!” ( works with dads as well)

1. Keep aside your ego and talk to her. One of the biggest problems in every relationship is “Ego”.
2. Apologize to her.
3. Listen to her.
4. Give her a hug.
5. Treat her.
6. Make her laugh.
7. Be sweet to her.
8. Make her feel loved.

1. Carelessly sell your fan list to third parties.
2. Allow posters on your wall to moderate each other.
3. Use malware or let others post it on your wall.
4. Don't disclose what you use customer data for, and don't let them opt out.

1. Smile. Studies have shown that putting on a smile – even if it is forced – can lead to an almost immediate flood of endorphins.
2. Express Gratitude for Everything.
3. Meditate for a Minute.
4. Use Positive Affirmations.
5. Listen to Uplifting Music.
6. Get Some Sun.
7. Hug Someone.

• “Cheer up sweet beautiful girl!
• “Darling, start this day with a wonderful smile on your face and with faith in your heart!
• “When I'm with you, all the problems disappear, your laughter heals my heart.
• “No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up, and never give up.”

1. Speak softly.
2. Give her a hug.
3. Tell her she is beautiful even when you think (or she does) she's at her worst, with a soft kiss on the cheek.
4. Don't tell her you think ANY other girl is "hot".
5. She is your flower, treat her like it.
6. Tell her she is your princess, and you love her more than anything and anyone.

1. Listen Up. When life gets overwhelming it helps to have someone willing to listen.
2. Give Hugs. It sounds so simple, it's stupid.
3. Give Them a Handwritten Note or Card.
4. Have a Chuckle.
5. Make Them Dinner.
6. Share a Walk.
7. Have a Movie Night.
8. A Spa Experience.

Ensure her that you're on her side.

• "I know that this must feel terrible right now. I'm so sorry."
• "I can't imagine how you feel.
• "I'm sorry that you're upset.

1. Talk to her. A girl will appreciate the time you take just to talk to her.
2. Listen and understand her feelings. When she pours her heart out to you, be a patient listener.
3. Give her a hug.
4. Take her out on a date.
5. Show her positivity.
6. Try some humor.
7. Give her a small gift.
8. Cook for her.

• Find out why she's angry. Start by finding out if her anger is even valid.
• Apologize. If you're in the wrong, and you should know if you are, start your text by saying you're sorry.
• Be nice.
• Be sweet.
• Be persistent.
• Apologize again.
• Text something funny.